Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 70

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5 years ago

A woman walked up to a little old man.
"how happy u look," she said. "What-s ur secret 4 a long happy life.."
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, n nevr exercise."
"That-s amazing," said d woman, "how old r u.."
"26"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A woman walked up to a little old man.
"how happy u look," she said. "What-s ur secret 4 a long happy life.."
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, n nevr exercise."
"That-s amazing," said d woman, "how old r u.."
"26"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Har ped hamesa aur hamesa har musam me phal nahi deta to har student hamesa aur hamesa har exa. Me kaise paas hoga...

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

papa:beta aaj tumhari ma chup chup kyo hai.beta:ma ne lipstick mangi thi.maine feviquick de di.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
Gagan:Sir,Ladies Toilet.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa:trein ki patri pe kyu leta hi,banta: mai shoch raha tha mere uper se plain gujar gaya to ye trein mere uper se jaegi to muje kuch nahi hoga $u//il

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

obama: How poor is India..!!

Anna: Beta tumhara pura desh jitna Oil khata hai na..

utna to shanivar ko hum HANUMAN ko chada dete hai...

baat karta hai..!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

papa:beta aaj tumhari ma chup chup kyo hai.beta:ma ne lipstick mangi thi.maine feviquick de di.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kisi ny dil badly kisi ny dhadkhan badly

kisi ny dost badly kisi ny rasty badly

kisi ny pyar badly kisi chahat badly

tumhare paas badal ny keliye kuch nahi ta tum ny masjid me jakar chappal badal di

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

True love song.

Bazigar o bazigar teri mummy ko raji kar,
Oooo......
Tune dil mera toda,
maine fevicol se joda,
mere fevicol k paise bapas kar.

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