Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 70

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy: I-m 20 yrs old.
What about u..

Girl: I-m also 20 yrs old.

Boy: then come to my bed room.

Girl: for what..

Boy: for playing 20-20 match..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Scientists have found ice & water On moon
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We just need to carry beer,vodka and chips with us
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Cnt depend on Scientist for everything..wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SOME FUNNY LOGIC-S wink.png
1.y does a round pizza come n a square box..

2.y doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle..

3.y do u still call it building wen its already built..

4.if u arent supposed to drink and drive.. why do bars have parking lots..

We are a funny bunch of people. Living in a serìously funny world.
-vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Newton-s SUSU law:
No matter how much u
press it
shake it
rotate it
slap it
strangle it
and pull it..
the last drop of urine will always fall in your underwear wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

An American once had spicy Indian food.He rushed to the toilet, came back & said:
Now i understand y Indians use water, it could burn the tissue paper!
-By Kunal

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Do u know wat is
-Anatomized juxtaposition of two Orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction..-





It is medical definition of a French Kiss..! grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sun makes mon shine

Curent makes bulbs shine

Wax makes candles shine

But,im realy confusd

Wat makes ur teeth shine..
-Harpic-or -domex-..

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