Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 71

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5 years ago

If u paint wit 40,000 worth Royal Paint, u-r house wil look colourful, But If u drink 400 worth Royal Stag d whole world wil look colourful!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

English teacher:
Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples.
Boy:
I saw your daughter yesterday (past).

we are in love (present).

we will run away tomorrow.(future)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Mayawati got advertisement for Amul Milk. So she posed with buffaloes.

A newspaper published d picture wid caption-
"MAYAWATI, 3rd From LEFT

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Gunde ke beta orals me fail hua bap se bola; un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magr apun b teri aulad he sala muh tak nahi khola.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

You think I-m nice, I think you-re nice. You think I-m kind, I think you-re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I-m cute, and I think you-re right.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A hen laid an egg on Ind-Pak border.Both of dem fought 4d egg.Finally Ind said,whoever kisses more women in othr country wins d egg.Pak agreed.Indians went 2 pak &kissed 10000 women & came back.pak wer excited !.They said "its our turn".India said "keep the egg with u".
Jai Hind. India rocks!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A woman walked up to a little old man.
"how happy u look," she said. "What-s ur secret 4 a long happy life.."
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, n nevr exercise."
"That-s amazing," said d woman, "how old r u.."
"26"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A woman walked up to a little old man.
"how happy u look," she said. "What-s ur secret 4 a long happy life.."
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, n nevr exercise."
"That-s amazing," said d woman, "how old r u.."
"26"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Har ped hamesa aur hamesa har musam me phal nahi deta to har student hamesa aur hamesa har exa. Me kaise paas hoga...

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

papa:beta aaj tumhari ma chup chup kyo hai.beta:ma ne lipstick mangi thi.maine feviquick de di.

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