Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 71

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kisi ny dil badly kisi ny dhadkhan badly

kisi ny dost badly kisi ny rasty badly

kisi ny pyar badly kisi chahat badly

tumhare paas badal ny keliye kuch nahi ta tum ny masjid me jakar chappal badal di

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

True love song.

Bazigar o bazigar teri mummy ko raji kar,
Oooo......
Tune dil mera toda,
maine fevicol se joda,
mere fevicol k paise bapas kar.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Agar raat ko koi tumhare kamre me aaye tumhare badan ko chume, gaalon ko kiss kare toh romantic mat bano
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.MOSPEL Lagao macchar bhagao.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aaj Kal Ladkiyon K Kapre,
Yahan Se Less
Wahan Se Less
...
Kabhi Sleveless
To
Kabhi Backless
Or Koi Ladka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu,
"Oh My God !
How Mannerless "

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Raju ne satsang se ghar aate hi biwi ko godh mein utha liya,BIWI:guru ji ne romance ke liye kaha he kya? Raju:unhone kaha ki apne dukh khud uthao....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Ladki face par dupatta bandh ke bus stop pe khadi thi..
Achanak 1 aadmi scooter pe aaya or Bola - HI CHAMMAK CHALLO JANEMAN CHALTI KEYA ???

Ladki - Chi ! Papa main hu...

4m- gOOd dO

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Techar- Kal colge kyu nahi aya..
Stud- grfrnd se milne gaya.
Teacr- KIS LIYE ??
Studnt- liya na bahut sare kiss liya.....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Salim- hamare abba itne lambe hai ki khade khade chalta fan rok dete hai...

Jahangir- hamare abba bhi lambech hai magar aisa agaau pana nahi karte...

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek principal talab mein doob raha tha to ek bachhe ne dekha aur chillate hue bhagne laga kal chutt hai kal chutti hai.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

sardar: shirt k liye kapada dikhao

Salesman: plain me dikhau?

Salesman: nahi....
Helicopter me dikha sale...!!!!
Sardar hu majak udata h......???

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