Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 74

Mubarik ne gano ki ladki se sadi kar li
mubarik ne hnimun manane ke liye badiya hotal me kamra buk kiya or hnimun manaya
bv : chalona hanimun manate h
mubarik : abi to manaya
bv ; esa hanimun to me eekh ke khet me kai bar mna chuki hun .....warish khan

Muzaffar ke pyaar ki roshni aise hai ki har tarf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu bijli katwa du kambaqt bil bohat aata

Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life...

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1 Breakfast
2 Lunch
3 Dinner

Har bar Emotional hona Zaruri nahi
Khao-pio-mauj karo...

Kanjus ki Zindgi kya jeena,
Kabhi meri tarah jiya karo
Roz mere sms padhkar sharam nahi aati,
Kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya Karo
Kanjus.. chaitanya gaikwad

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick,! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Xam chal rha tha question tha dilly me kya hai 2 ladke ek sath baithe the 1 ladka bola dilly me kutubminar hai 2sara ladka bola dilly me kutia bimar hai

Insaan Kabhi 4 Cheezo Se Khush Nahi Ho sakta..

-Mobile
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-Auto Mobile
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-TV
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-BIWI

Kyonki aksar inke achche Model padosi k paas hote hai.....

Kunwaron se log puchhte hain ki tumhari ab tk shaadi kyon nahein huye.? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hain.Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

idhar khuda udhar khuda,
jidhar dekho udhar khuda,
aur jidhar khuda nahi hai....
udhar kal khudega.
he.he..he...

B.f. 2 g.f.- Yu mat khich tu mujhe apni taraf ae sanam,






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