Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 75

Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

knjus ki beti boyfriend se:-kal mere papa ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe jate hue dekha.
boy(dar ke bola):phir?
girl:-phir kya,mujhse bus k paise wapas le liye.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

amerikan: hamare yanha saadi e-mail se v hoti h. indian: but hamare yanha to saadi shirf female se hoti h.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Arz kiya hai....

Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Fir na samajh aye to film gajni aur tere naam dekhlo

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

MALLIKA ne jab chirag ko gisa,to usme se BHOOT nikala aur bola "kya hukum.." MALLIKA: Meri PYAAS bhuja do. BHOOT says "7up se ya 7inch.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Is pyar me bewfai ka zarokha nahi hota har rista itna anokha nahi hota fanna kardo zindgi apne maa-baap ke kadmo pe kyonki yahi wo pyar he jismd dhoka nahi hota(dinesh b parmar)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,

usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k

liye inkaar kia tha.

Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Husband aur Wife Hotel

me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??

Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,

main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Husband:

You know,

wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,

I still got mine with me!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun

dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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