Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 78

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend: Really?

1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Pati Patni ghumne gaye.







Raste mein GADHA ghas kha raha tha.







Patni: Wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai. Namaste karo.







Pati: Namaste sasurji

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days!



Wife: Ok But Don-t Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, OtherWise U-ll Be Surprised. . . ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


A Wife-s prayer:

Lord

Give me WISDOM to understand my husband

LOVE to forgive him

PATIENCE with his moods

Bt

Don-t give me STRENGTH

i-ll kill that Bastard.. ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,



Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,



Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste q ho,



Main ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,



Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,



Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,



Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,



Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,



Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar,



Maar k

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


WIFE-Kyu Ji,



Jab B Me Aapke

Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma

Pahen Lete Ho?



HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai

Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To

Chasma Pahen Lena!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband:I?ll admit I?m wrong if u?ll admit I?m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husbandgasp.pngk?I?m wrong!

Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearfull disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesn?t hear a word I say.

Doc:That?s not a disease, its a gift!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


BiWi(GussE MeiN) TuMharE DiMaaG Me To SirF GoBaR Hi BhArA Hai???!

ShUhaR(PyaR se) To PhiR Itni DeR Se KhA KioN Rahi Ho???..!!!!!?????

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent.



Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out.



Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse!

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