Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 8

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein
Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho
Gaya.
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main
Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega? tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..

Banta:kya kar raha hai?

Santa:Lassi bana raha hun

Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai??

Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai..
ab bata..
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Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega?

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh
rahe ho?
Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa opened a Fb A/C,
He posted pics, age, address
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Finally,
he was confused abt what he can write on 'Wall'
Aftr deep thinking he wrote
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"Yaha SuSu Karna Mana Hai....... grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi..
Hahahaha.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...

Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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maiĀ­ to biscuit lene aaya hu... tongue.png grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?

Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!wink.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Banta To His Son :
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Oye, Ghabrana Matt,
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Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai...
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Son : Ji Haan Papa,
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Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai,
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Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad
Hai

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year.

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