Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 8

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Teacher: Giv 1 English wrd for- Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena?

Santa thinking
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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Recent Railway Budget's Effect on Santa:
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Santa:" Berth bhi confirm ho gya, char Stetion bhi gujar gye...

Wife kab milegi TT Saab.. ??

TT:" Ghochu! Wife nahi, Train mein Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai. tongue.png :-o grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
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to Murgi bhi teri....
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Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein
Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho
Gaya.
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main
Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega? tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..

Banta:kya kar raha hai?

Santa:Lassi bana raha hun

Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai??

Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai..
ab bata..
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Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega?

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh
rahe ho?
Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa opened a Fb A/C,
He posted pics, age, address
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Finally,
he was confused abt what he can write on 'Wall'
Aftr deep thinking he wrote
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"Yaha SuSu Karna Mana Hai....... grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi..
Hahahaha.

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