Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 8

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa banta joke
Girl. Kya tum mujse shadi karogi

Santa. Humare ghar sabki shadi relatives se hi hoti he jaise mummy ki papa se , bahiya ki bhabhi se, didi ki jija se

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?

Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?

Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha. tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa 'suicide' nhi
krne ka
speech de
rha tha.

Santa-
"Suicide nhi
krna chahiye.
Suicide darpok, busdhil,
kaayar log
krte hai...
Suicide krne
se toh acha
hai ki aap
zeher kha lo..." grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Ke 7 Bachhe The Aur Unme se Ek Alag Hi Dikhta Tha

Usko Apni Biwi Pe Shak Hone Laga Tha Ki Wo Alag Dikhne Wala Bachcha Kisi Aur Ka Hai.

Par Santa Mein Biwi Se Ye Baat Puchne Ki Himmat Nahi Hoti Thi.

Isi Soch Soch Mein Vo Beemar Ho Gaya.

Jab Uska Akhri Waqt Najdik Aya Aur Vo Akhri Saanse Le Raha Tha To Apni Biwi Ko Bulaya

Santa : Dekho Tumhe Meri Kasam Hai,
Sach Sach Batana Ki Ye Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai ?

Wife : Ji Ab Aap Mar Rahe Ho Aur Marte Hue Aadmi Se Juth Nahi Bola Jata,

Main Aapko Sach Batana Chahti Hun...

Santa Dukhi Mann Se : Kya ?

Wife : Wo Sabse Alag Dikhne Wala Hi Sirf Aapka Bachha Hai...tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye,
Udas santa-
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pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa:
Tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho?

Banta:
Ye letter urgent dena hai

Santa:
Kaha?

Banta:
Address padhne ka time nai hai.

Santa:
Ok go fast.!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye

Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?

Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.

Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..!

Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ?
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Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं
नहीं आती?
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बंता(शायराना अंदाज में):
जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई,
खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई,
बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में
मोहब्बत,
जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म
हो गई.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.

Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.

Santa-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))

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