Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 80

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5 years ago


BiWi(GussE MeiN) TuMharE DiMaaG Me To SirF GoBaR Hi BhArA Hai???!

ShUhaR(PyaR se) To PhiR Itni DeR Se KhA KioN Rahi Ho???..!!!!!?????

I Like SMS - Like: 84 - SMS Length: 148
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent.



Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out.



Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse!

I Like SMS - Like: 85 - SMS Length: 162
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: If I die what will u do?

Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!



Wife: Will u marry again after I die?

Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

I Like SMS - Like: 83 - SMS Length: 172
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha,

Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz Ne Jawab De Dia,

His wife Said:Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay,

Khuda K Liay Abhi Na Maro.

Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m??N Chund Lamhoon Ka Mehmaan HoON.

Wife:NAHI, , ,!

Nahi, , ,!!!

Tum Aj Mar Kr Mujhay Zaleel Nahi Kr Saktay,

Mainay Tumharay Sog Me Pehnnay Wala Kala Suit Darzi Ko Silnay Dia Hai,JO Mujhay Kal Milay Ga ?.

I Like SMS - Like: 133 - SMS Length: 473
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wyf : Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen



N He Is Eating D Cake Prepard By Me



Husband: Whom Shud I Cal



Now Police Or Ambulance..

I Like SMS - Like: 148 - SMS Length: 170
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Bivi shohar se?munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay thoori dair kae liye goud mein otha lo.akhir mein esay jhaiz mein to nahi laai thi? shohar bhi ghusay se.tum to aisy keh rahi ho jaisay mein easy apna barati bana kar laya tha.

I Like SMS - Like: 91 - SMS Length: 268
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


?B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy? 1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha



Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye



?Kia Matlab? Admi ne Pocha



Dost: Mtlb Ye k Bht Kch Chorh Jaye -&gt

I Like SMS - Like: 92 - SMS Length: 204
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


mERAY office Se shAm K? Ghar LaUt aNAy pER,

MerI bEguM K chehrAy k? sada Gamgeen pA?a hai,

MaGR pehli tareEKH hO t? Hans K kEHti h?I,

?BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO MERA MEHBO?B AAYA HAI?



I Like SMS - Like: 140 - SMS Length: 210
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon

toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho?



Husband: Taki kahin muhalle wale aisa na samjhe

ki mein tumara gala daba raha hoon

I Like SMS - Like: 93 - SMS Length: 189
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Frd &amp The Maid.

Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax &amp Let The Poison Work! ..-)

I Like SMS - Like: 94 - SMS Length: 185
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