Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 81

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: If I removed da cook &amp make da food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?



Husband: I don?t hav 2 pay u, u?ll get my entire insurance amount.-)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye



Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki.



Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Ek admi ko dhamki mili k 3 din me 50 hazar do nhi to tmhari b.v ko aghwa kr len gay.

Admi. Me tmhara motalba to pora nhi kr sakta lekin tm apna vaada pora krna.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn

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she&amp#145s WRONG EVEN!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Hsbnd apni wife ka jnaza lekr ja rha tha

Jnaze k agy ek kutta 0r piche aadmiyon ki Lmbi line thi

Ek aadmi akr pochta hy

?bhai ye sb kese hua

Hsbnd: Is kutte ne kaat lya tha

Aadmi: Ye kutta ek din k Lye mje dedo

Hsbnd: piche line me lag jao..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Man: Tumhari wife gum hui hy tou police ko Q nai bataya



?ardar: Q K Jb mera scooter gum huwa tha to Police walo ne



15-20 din istemaal kar K Loataya Tha.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband &amp wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver &amp wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife:?I Th?nk Our Daughter ?s ?n Love with Someone?

Husband:



?How Do U Know??



W?fe:



?B?coz She ?s Not Ask?ng For Pocket Money?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


JUDGE: ?WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?

MAN: Your Honour, it was Easier 2 Shoot my wife once,

instead SHOOTING 1 Man Every Week..%-)

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