Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 82

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5 years ago


Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.

The Mother wrote back the next day, If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father.

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5 years ago


A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti,

Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho.

Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne naam try kar raha hon.

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5 years ago


Wife: India jao to banarsi saari bejna,



Dubai jao to Jewelry,



France jao to Perfume,



Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaoon to kia bhejon?



Wife: Imran Hashmi

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5 years ago


Aik Ghar se har waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi.

Aik Sahab us Ghar gae ta k itni khushgwar zindagi ka raz malom kar saken.

Shohar nay bataya k, ?Meri Biwi larti hai to mujhay jootay say marti hai. Joota LAG jai to woh hansti hai aur NA LAGAY to

main hansta hoon!?

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5 years ago


Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari?

Man: 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se?

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5 years ago


aik admi apnee biwi k hr kam me nuks nikalta tha



agar wo anda boil ker dati tu kehta k fry kerna tha



agar fry krti to kehta k boil

kerna tha



aik din biwi ne dono bana liye



pehle tu wo dono andoon ko ghour say dekhta raha

phir kehnay laga ..



?tumhay akal kaab aiy gee .. jis anday ko fry kerna tha us ko boil ker dia aur jis ko

boil kerna tha us ko fry.. ? . . . . . . . [&quot!&quot]

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


SHOHAR KI GHAZAL

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha

Bartano ajj mere sir pe baraste Q ho

Main ne dho dha kr tumhain kitna saja rakha ha

Roz leti ha talashi wo police ki manind

Puchti ha kahan paison ko chupa rakha ha

Wahi dunya me muqaddar ka sikandar tehra

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha ha

Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar

Maar khane me bhi qudrat ne maza rakha ha

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5 years ago


Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did &amp Is Convinced That Her Son Will Never Find A Wife As Good As His Father Did !!!! -&gt

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5 years ago


Wife- Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad



Husband- Y ?



Wife- I Gave Him Food Yesterday &amp Today He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook? -&gt

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5 years ago


1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia



BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?



Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !

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