Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 82

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Bhengi wife:sun? ji meri aankhein kaj?l se milti hein na.

Husband: tap k ! Kambakhat teri ap?s mein nahi milti k?j?l se ki? milen gi.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??



Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi



Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,



bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


What Is The Next Thing



A Man Should Do After



Winning An



Argument With His Wife ?

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Apologise !!!)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Onelinerz:



+ When I Met My Wife



I Knew She Was -Miss Right.!-





I Didnt Know That Her



First Name Was















-Always- smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Pati : Wht-s Hypnotism ?



Patni : Kisi Ko,

Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,

Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..



Pati : Arey Nahi,

Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Modern Definition of --WIFE--









someone who-ll stand by you

though all the troubles which you

wouldn-t have had if you had

stayed single.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!



Husband: KON MAIN?



Wife: NAHI

HUMARA NAYA PAROSI

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ?



Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I-ll See The Cheque-Book (-

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