Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 83

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5 years ago


Wife(sorrowfull m?oD):Afirica me sirf 20 doll?RZ me wife purchase kr saktay hain,

Husband:yes my de?r..! Illegal profit ki bemari pori dunia me phEL gai ha?. .&gt

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different P?siti?n 2Nite?

WiFE-Xcellent Idea, U Stand

At Da SINK &amp Wash Da Dishes

&amp I?ll Lie ?N Da S?FA &amp Watch

Da T.V?)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Gem notes for women:

1. If a man wants u, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn?t want you, nothing can make him stay.

2. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you some day.

3. Have your Own set of friends, separate from his..get ur time with ur friends to relax and unwind

4. Make your man miss you sometimes..when he knows Ure ALWAYS there for him, he?ll take you for granted.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband make a call 2 his wife frm hi office:BEGUM!mujhay Umer Sharif k dramay k do Pass milay hain,

Begumfrown.pngWITH joy)theek hai main tyar hoNa start krti hooN.

Hus:haan jaldi kro. .pass kal k show k liay hain.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife:?Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota??



Husband:?Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Shohar:

Begum!Tum ne aj ka akhbar parha?aj tak hmaray mulak ka nazam na sudhar saka,kuch bhi nahi badla,koi jagah aisi nahi?jahan baaizat admi sakoOn sE beth sakay,ab mujhay hi kuch krna ho ga.ek muhab-e-watan shehri hoNay k natay mera bhi farz bnta hai k main bhi mulk k RULES drust kroon,

Wife:pehlay apni halat to drust krlijiay,ulta pajama pehan kr subah se idhar se udhar ghoom rahay hain.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Bhengi wife:sun? ji meri aankhein kaj?l se milti hein na.

Husband: tap k ! Kambakhat teri ap?s mein nahi milti k?j?l se ki? milen gi.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??



Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi



Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,



bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade

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