Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 83

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Pati : Wht-s Hypnotism ?



Patni : Kisi Ko,

Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,

Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..



Pati : Arey Nahi,

Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Modern Definition of --WIFE--









someone who-ll stand by you

though all the troubles which you

wouldn-t have had if you had

stayed single.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!



Husband: KON MAIN?



Wife: NAHI

HUMARA NAYA PAROSI

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ?



Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I-ll See The Cheque-Book (-

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.



Husband:kis moo say jaon.

wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai

Aur

Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?



Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hissey me aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia,

Doosra Padrifrown.pngRotay Huay)

Yaar Tum To Buhat Khushnaseeb Ho Meri Begum Ne Mujh Se Pran,Pardhan,Izat,Dolat Sb Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq phr Nai Dia.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


NAwAAb tO hiS BeguM: HATA Lo ApNe ChAhre Se Ye ZuLfE, Ae JAAnE-E-TAmAnnA , , ,



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AgLi BaAr KhAAnE Me BaAL AAYƄ to GunjA Kar DungA . . :d :p ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?

Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana



Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


1 Sahab ki Lottery main Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya.!



Usne Office say foran B-V ko fone kiya or Khushi say bola



Darling !

Mere sath Paris chalogi ?



B-V Khushi say boli:-

Han Bilkul !

Paris to 1 Muddat say Mere Khwabon main basa hai.

Main Aap k sath Zarur chalungi !

Magar Ap Kon Sahab bol rahe hain?

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