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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


AEK SHOHAR K LYE SABR AUR SHUKAR KA FARAK YE HAY!





AGAR BV JAAN PE ATKI RAHE TO YE -SABR- HAY.





AUR





AGAR BV OPAR CHALI JAE TO YE -SHUKAR- HAY! )

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


PAGAL SHOHAR ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa aur cheekh kr bola: BEGUM, mera bond nikal gaya





B.V: kitnay ka nikla?



shohar: meri jeb se.)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


A couple were arguing.



Wife: You dont like anybody in my family.



Husband: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya

Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.

Handsome

Lamba Qad

Gora rang

Gaal pe dimple



Parosan: jhoot Q bol rahi ho?

Tumhara husband to kala,chote Qad ka or mota hy



Aurat: jo gaya so gaya

jo aaye wo to acha ho.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror tm mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?



Wife: bilkul thek kaha isme mere new sandel hen ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


A fact about women:

They can see a hair of a girl on their husband-s coat from 20 meters away, but they can-t see a pillar from two meters while parking a car..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


!Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..



Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??



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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,

unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,



Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?



Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.



Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?



Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik =P ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Shohr bV sE:



"HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA!

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Ab AgAr KhAaNaY Me BaAl AyA To GaNjA Kr

DuNgA!!!":-

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen

Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties



Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ->

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