Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 85

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?

Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana



Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


1 Sahab ki Lottery main Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya.!



Usne Office say foran B-V ko fone kiya or Khushi say bola



Darling !

Mere sath Paris chalogi ?



B-V Khushi say boli:-

Han Bilkul !

Paris to 1 Muddat say Mere Khwabon main basa hai.

Main Aap k sath Zarur chalungi !

Magar Ap Kon Sahab bol rahe hain?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?



No Ans.



Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.



Then Again He Asks,



Wife: Nahi Kaha.



Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Lady 2 Doctor: Main Apnay Shohar K Baaray Me Tum sE Ek baAT Pochn Chahti hoOn.

Hmari shAdi kO 20 SaAL Ho gAyE Hain,

mErA ShoHar eK MisAaLi sHohAr thA.

Bepanah Muhabt krnAy wAlLa,

lekin jAb sE Ap nE Uska iLaj kIa hAi uSkI ShAksiAt bdAL Kr rEh gAi hAi,

zAyada Tr gHr sE BaHIR Rehta hAi,

nA Koi giFt Lata hAI.

BALkay mEri tAraf dEkhnA Bhi pAsAnd nAhi kRta,

yE SaB Kuch ap k iLaj kI BaDOLat hUa hAi,

Doctor:MAINAY Koi iLaj nAhi kIa sIrf Nazr tEst Krwanay Ka

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago




Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main "A.G" kyoun kehti ho?



Biwi: ab bhary bazar main "Abhy Ghady" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd

I-d It All

Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its

All Gone



Frnd: Wht Hapend?



Man: My Wife Found Out smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police station pr aaya aur bola



Muje girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai.



Inspctor: kiya wo mar gye?



Aadmi: nahi wo danda lye mere peche aa rahi hai. smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti

1 din shohar kehne laga.





Begum hum dono jannati hai.







Bv boli.





Wo kese?





Wo esy k tum mujhe dekh kr khuda ka shukar aada krti ho





Aur mai tumhai dekh kr sabar krta ho







Shukar krne wala aur sabar krne wala dono jannati hai.smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Aadmi Apni Biwi Se:

Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon



Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin Ja Rahy Hyn Kia? =P =D

I Like SMS - Like: 131 - SMS Length: 171
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


AIRPORT Pe-

Patnigrin.pngekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.





Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

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