Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 9

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...

Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu... tongue.png grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?

Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!wink.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Banta To His Son :
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Oye, Ghabrana Matt,
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Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai...
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Son : Ji Haan Papa,
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Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai,
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Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad
Hai

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila..
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Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”
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Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Hain”
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Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“ tongue.png grin.png

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Sonu munna Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai
Batao Main Kya Karun?

Banta: Karna Kya Hai,
2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

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3 years ago

Santa calls Just Dial.....
santa - Sheela kaunse dance bar mein milegi.
JustDial - Sir aapke cell par sms chala gaya.
usme aap k sawal ka jawab hai .
Santa - Kaunse cell par.
JustDial - Wahi jo registeredhai 9450XXXXXX.
Santa - Oh teri wo phone to abhi meri biwi ke pass hai.
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Justdial - Sir, just dial mein call karne ke liye sukriya.
Aap zinda bache to fir baat hogi.

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3 years ago

Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

SANTA:
Shimla ja raha hu.......
Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA:
Meri bhi le ja yaar.........
ushe bhi gira dena.
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SANTA:
Agar tu Bura na mane
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use Wapsi me gira du ?

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki
Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta
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Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ?
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Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat
Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise..
xD

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