Insult SMS in Jokes - Page 1

sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Aapki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru,

Wah Wah..

Aapki Surat Pe Jaan Waaru,

Wah Wah..

Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka Sms...

Dil Karta Hai Aapko Patak Patak
Ke Maaru... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

बहुत खूबसूरत हो तुम, खुद को दुनिया की बुरी नज़रों
से बचाया करो; सिर्फ आँखों में काजल ही काफी नहीं;
गले में नींबू, मिर्च और चप्पल भी लटकाया करो... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno
.Zindgi me kabhi bhi ..
Dettol Se Mat Nahana
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Dettol Kitaanuo Ko Maar Deta Hai.
Or Hum Apko Khona Nahi
Chahte.!.! grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 1303 - SMS Length: 168
sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

shame on u girls
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days are more hotter then u...

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

पानी आने की बात करते हो;
दिल जलाने की बात करते हो;
चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया;
तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine

Aap ki [ KAMI-Ne ] itna pareshan kar diya ki humko msg karna hi pada.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Achha Ek Bat Batao,

GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?

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Koi Jaldi nahi Hai

Mehsus karke Bata Dena!..... tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

'("3 Dost The" )'
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Billu=Gullu=Ulloo..

Billu=B.S.C Main pad raha hai..

Gullu = M.A main pad raha hai.

Or Hamara Ulloo : ye Post Padh raha hai.

'Haa Haa Haa'
Hans mat mere saath bhi aise hi huwa hai chal ab teri baari hai bana subko Ulloo..

Jaldi jaldi bana warna ye msg aam ho jaayega.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai

Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

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