Insult SMS in Jokes - Page 10

Dpkchdry Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

One MMS recieved
Name: Video Clip
Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds
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Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying"
Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"

I Like SMS - Like: 304 - SMS Length: 149
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sms b kmal ki cheej h,
20 nlaykon ko karo,
10 pdte hi nahi,
5 delet kr dete h,
4 ka inbox full hota h.
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h.
Mera msg pdne k liye thnx

I Like SMS - Like: 333 - SMS Length: 166
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Science k mutavik bachpan me Bed pe susu krne wale log Hamesa right hand me mobile Pkad k msg pdte h.
Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo Koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro Rat me koi nahi dekhta he.

I Like SMS - Like: 318 - SMS Length: 189
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Har dil ko dard-e-dil haseel nahi hota,
Keemti cheez ke har koi kabeel nahi hota,
Ye to chor bazar ki meharbaani hai,
Warna apne hath me ye mobile nahi hota.

I Like SMS - Like: 321 - SMS Length: 160
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, Every donkey is busy.
Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, See here, this donkey will be Free after reading this.

I Like SMS - Like: 282 - SMS Length: 151
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V.
2nd plays soccer n
3rd is...
Not u yaar!
3rd is eating banana. Y u r always think u r a monkey.

I Like SMS - Like: 277 - SMS Length: 146
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aapne mujko dekha.
Fir maine apko dekha.
Fir aap mere piche aye.
Aate gaye...
fir
fir
fir
fir
fir
Fir kya. Mujhe apko
"1 Rupya Dena Hi Pada"...

I Like SMS - Like: 285 - SMS Length: 153
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John Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye,
Humne Puri Sheet pe aapki TASVIR bana dali aur Hum pass ho gaye,
kaise?
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?
?
?
Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha
aur CAARTOON banana thasmile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 271 - SMS Length: 178
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5 years ago

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO .

I Like SMS - Like: 241 - SMS Length: 102
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