Insult SMS in Jokes - Page 11

5 years ago

Chand chandni ko line mare to aasman kya karega...
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.wah wah
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Main tere ko line maaru to tera baap kya karega...
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.ab bolo wah wah

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sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna…grin.png

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sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Bhagwan Kare Humari Dosti Itni Gahre Ho Ki
Naukari Tum Karo Aur Salary Meri Ho!

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sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai…

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sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen, unme se ek pizza kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

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Ye mera Sar Hai











































































DABANE
ke liye THANKS
Bahut DARD ho raha tha.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Apko meri konsi AADAT buri lagti hai?
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Rply kia to bahoot maar khaoge
jaise hai ache hai....
Adjust karlo chup chap...

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kya re chikne sms hag 1fta nahi bhej rela hai,
Apun ko pta hai tere pas sms ka Bahut sara mal pdela hai,
Chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Apki chaal mor jesi,
Apki awaz koyla jesi,
Apka gussa sher jesa,
Apki aankhe hirni jesi,
Kitna achha hota agar,
2 3 chize insano jesi bhi hoti.

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5 years ago

Thandi-thandi hawaa chali,Mausam hua suhaana
Wah-Wah
Thandi-thandi hawaa chali,Mausam hua suhaana,
Bandar bhi SMS padhne lagey,
Kitna Educated hua Zamaana!!

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