Insult SMS in Jokes - Page 17

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pandit- rita ko 2 ladu daker kahta ha ise hawan me daalker kaho swaahaa
rita ne lado muhun mein daaker kaha haaha..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Love + Ship = Titanic.
Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park

Arnold+ Gun = Terminator

You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

U know wat m doing..
I-m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncray occuring prevolently in seritormious piece of platerubian brain!



In Short: DISTURBING U!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sweet Insults-
I Luv you! But i-ve got bad taste

Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth.

I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A prsn in toilet hears 4m adjacent toilet
"Hi, hw r u.."
He feels embarased bt says..
"doin jst fine.."

"So what r u up to.."
"well, jst sitting like you.."

"Can i come over.."
"No, no i-m kinda busy now."

"Listen, i-ll call u back. There is an idiot in other toilet who is answrin my questions."..grin.png

-Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I want 2 tell u something, plz dont misunderstand














Please do sincerely wear a helmet while walking. Bz
EMPTY THINGS BREAK EASILY! ha ha he he

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I-ve only been wrong once..

&amp

Thats when I thought I was wrong..!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well,

Because you are not Messaging me Well!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

If some1 asks me wat is humanity,
I wud sit next to u,
Pull you close to me
Put my arms around u
and say proudly
LOVING ANIMALS
That-s humanity)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Arz kiya hai-
Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi hai,
Gaur farmaiye-
Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi hai,
Jaise naye darwaze me buffelo fas gayi hai.

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