Insult SMS in Jokes - Page 3

4 years ago

adhu Baba ne arz Kiya hai -
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
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Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
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Tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai Bacha...

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kukku Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what computer will think, U Know ..?

'intel inside' 'mental outside'
HA HA HA.,
Wait don't laugh,
joke is not over,

U R standing in front of fridge,what fridge will think u know ?

'cool inside fool outside'
now laugh
HA HA HA !

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4 years ago

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura lga kya?

COFFEE is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I'm Smart & You're Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo...

I Like SMS - Like: 1022 - SMS Length: 163
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek DOGGY subah se sham tak bhonkta kha
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
HA BILKUL AISAY HI

I Like SMS - Like: 1159 - SMS Length: 98
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Accha ek baat batao:- Ghadha Tanhai me kaya mehsush kerta hai?
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koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker kebata dena....

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4 years ago

Jb se mobile me hanuman chalisha download ki hai, tb se aapke msg aane band ho gye hain...sach hai ki
'Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab naam sunave..."

I Like SMS - Like: 757 - SMS Length: 161
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4 years ago

Zindgi behal hai,
Na sur hai na taal hai,
Inbox kangaal hai,
Kuch to message bhe jo
Mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai....

I Like SMS - Like: 775 - SMS Length: 129
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Bgdr123 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Main rah dekh kar thak gaya apka 1 sms bhi nahi aata socha main hi kyun sms kar lu kyunki hum tumse pyaar karte hai aur tum to sirf paise se pyaar karte ho sale kanjush......

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4 years ago

5 panchi ek daal pe bethe the,1 shikari aya 1 ko mar diya,3 udd gaye,1 wahin betha raha..

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Kyu??
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.Bas apki tarah..
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"FOKAT KI DADAGIRI"

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Amar ky Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise
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Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko daant

Gadahe ko Laat


Garib ko Gaddi


Kutte ko Haddi

aur Nange ko chaddi.

Haso mat.

Pasand ho bas

I Like SMS - Like: 865 - SMS Length: 182
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