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Popshail Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Customer to waiter : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee freeof cost today.... . . . . Waiter: . . . . Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it wouldbe if you drink from an empty cup today !! =P

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Popshail Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

The 3 most common lies on the internet :
¤ I have read and agreed to the terms of service tongue.png
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¤ Status : Offline =P
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¤ Yes, I am over 18 xP

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Popshail Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bitter Truth ...
"If money ever grew on trees. . .
Girl's would'nt mind dating with monkeys"
Very true... =P <-;

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Popshail Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy:
"I want to be a millionaire.
Just like my dad...!"
Girl:
"Wow, your dad's a
millionaire...?"
Boy:
"No, but he always wanted
to be...." =P =D

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Popshail Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Dear Computer Users,
I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the otherkeys of keyboard!
But why do you press all the keys softly & hit me with your full power?
Yours Sincerely, Enter Keygrin.png

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Popshail Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :
Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
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Bcoz
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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. smile.png
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Be Lazy Go Crazy....xP wink.png

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5 years ago

If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
"DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?"=P xP

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Popshail Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP
Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty tongue.png

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Popshail Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy: I'm searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!
Girl: Look I came for you..!!
Boy: That's nice! Now help
me to find her..!

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Popshail Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

According to a research
87% of young people have
back pain.
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.. The other 13% have no
computer. tongue.png

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