Rochak' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

HAMARI DOSTI KOI
SARDI
KAHASI YA
ZUKHAM NAHI JO EK YA DO DINO ME AAKE CHALI JAYE,
YE H.I.V ADIS KI TARHA HE JO EK BAAR HO JAYE TO MUAT TAK SATH NIBHAYGI..!

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4 years ago

Dosti kisi ki riyasat nhi hoti, Maut kisi ki amaanat nhi hoti, Sambhalkar rakhna hamari saltnat me kadam, Yaha dosti todne wale ki jamanat nhi hoti....

I Like SMS - Like: 335 - SMS Length: 153
4 years ago

Phoolo Me Gulab
Nashe Me Sharab
Program Me Taali
Mazak Me Saali
Dhatu Me Sona
Dukh Me Rona
Pyar Me Gum
Aur Dosti Me Hum.!!!!


*DIL SE*

I Like SMS - Like: 348 - SMS Length: 147
Rochak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

boy: god kya ladkiyo ke sath sona pap h? god: nhi bilkul nhi. lekin sallo tum sirf sote thodi ho.....!

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4 years ago

Husband n Wife fighting in frnt of der child

Wife 2 Husb:
"Tu Saala Kutta"

Husb to Wife:
"Tu Saali Kutti"

Child: Hee.. hee..
Mai saala PUPPY..!!wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 307 - SMS Length: 161
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Rochak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek aurat:-jab tumhara
talak hua tha tab to
tumhara ek hi bachcha
tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi
maafi mangne aa jate
the.

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Rochak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Wat is d ful frm of
MBNP & TBNP?

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Nhi pta?

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M-mujhe
B-bhi
N-nahin
P-pata
&
T-tujhe
B-bhi
N-nahin
P-pata..


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Rochak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Dedicated to all sweet girls n looser boys ,ladko ko apna dil na dena ,dil ke jajbat ye kya janenge ,low waist jeans to sambahlti nahi,hamara dil kya ghanta samahlenge.??

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4 years ago

Beta bap ko:pitaji apako cancer hua hai fir aap sab ko AIDS kyo batate he?Bap:taki mere jane ke bad teri ma ko koi hath na lagaye.!!

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4 years ago

"TATA" Walo Ne to Had Kardi Bade Poster Me 1Ladki dikhate Hain Aur Likhte Hain "LAGE RAHO RAAT BHAR SIRF 10 PAISE ME" Bas Sale Address Nahi Dete.??

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