Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 13

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gaye.....
Papa: Waiter.. 1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao.....
Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa? Aap bhi Beer pijiye na!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 pagal bakri pe beth ke ghum raha tha.
2nd pagal- Tuje police pakdegi.
1st pagal -Kyu?
2nd pagal- Helmet nhi pehna h.
1 pagal- Abe dekh 4 wheeler hai.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Do u know What is friendship?
?
?
Khud ko jor se thappad lagao.
Dard mujhe hoga.
Yakeen nahi hota??
Toh Try-kar lo....... wink.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Narad muni dharti par bear pine aaye,
12 botal pine ke baad,
Waiter bola- Aapko chadti kyo nahi..?
Narad bole- Mai bhagwan hu..
Waitar bola- Chad gayi saale ko..

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thi
Jo usne Humko maari thi
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Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye DOSTO
Humko kya pata tha ki unko Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Dr: Pujari g apki biwi MAA banne wali Hai.
Pujari g soch me pad gaye.
Dr: Kya hua sir?
Pujari: Soch raha hu.. YE GUPT DAAN kon kar gaya?!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ladka-Ladki ped ke piche bete the,
Old man- Beta kya yehi humari sanskarti hai..????
Boy- Nahi uncle ye to Anjali hai, Aap kisi aur ped ke niche dekh lo..

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ye dil bahut udaas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai,
Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena,
Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Munna bhai: Amirican Rastrapati Sala kaha rehta hai.?
Circut: Dhobighat pe.
Munna bhai: Dhobighat bole to..?
Circut: Bhai english main usko Washington kehte hai! tongue.png

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4 years ago

If Electrical Engineers make Hindi films, The names will be like this
*Current Ho Na Ho*
*Jaanam Supply karo*
*Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge*
*Kabhi AC Kabhi DC*
*Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He*
*Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya*
*Capacitor No.1*
*Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam*
*Fuse To Udna Hi Tha*

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