Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 14

5 years ago

Master- Bam gire to kaha chupoge?
Student- Machardani me.
Master- Kyu?
Student- Jab usme itne chote machar nahi ghus pate, To itna bada bum kaha se ghusega.

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5 years ago

Govt. passed a new rule:-
Beutiful girls & Handsme boys Have to pay personality tax!!!
Don't smile I know u r safe but Meri to vaat lag gayi na.

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5 years ago

Rahul Gandhi apni maa soniyaji se- Mom, Aapki Vajah se meri shaadi Nahi ho rahi.
Sonia- Kyun?
Rahul- Har Taraf Likha Hai, Sonia ji ko Bahu mat do.

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5 years ago

Operation k baad patient-Doctor kya ab mein "Rog- mukt" hoon?
Samne se jawab aya-Beta Doctor to Dharti pe reh gaya hai, Mein to "Chitragupt" hoon.

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5 years ago

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bhi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!

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5 years ago

Chor jis ghar main chori karne gaya,
Whan likha tha tijori todne ki jarurat nahi hai, Batan dabao tijori khul jaygi.
Chor ne batan dabaya alarm baj gya, Police aa gai, chor bola- Aaj se mera insaniat se bharosa uth gya.

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5 years ago

Life me kisi ladki ko reject mat karo.
Qki achi ladki tume Happiness degi,
Or Buri ladki experience.
So, Enjoy evry girlFrnd..

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5 years ago

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se- Beta Sharab Mat Peena, Wrna Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhen 4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai... tongue.png

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5 years ago

"BREAKING NEWS"
Aakhirkar pata chal hi gya k 2012 me pralay kaise ayega.!
5/8/2012
ko Friendship Day Or Rakshabandhan Ek he din hai.! Calendar dhek lo>frown.png

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5 years ago

Teacher- BIRBAL KON Tha?
Student- Pata nahi.
Teacher- Padhai pe Dhayn do, to pata Chalega.
Student- Jacky kaun hai?
Teacher- Pata nahi.
Student- Beti pe dhayn do, to pata Chalega!

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