Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 15

4 years ago

Teacher- Bittu....Which one is bigger....Lion Or Elephant..?
Bittu after lot of thinking replies.
Bittu- Tell me the date of birth madam. Then only I can tell..

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4 years ago

Laila Se Pyaar Karke Majnu Ki Kismat Jaag Gayi, Laila Se Pyaar Karke Majnu Ki Kismat Jaag Gayi, Majnu Ne Itne Lv Lettr Post Kiye, Ki Laila POSTMAN k Sath Bhag Gai..!!

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4 years ago

Welcme 2 DOSTI care centre
Yad krne k liye 1 dbaye
Milne k liye 2 dbaye
Bat krne k liye 3 dbaye
or hme bhul jane k liye APNA GALA DBaYE..

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4 years ago

Class Me Mast Ladki Ghusi
Saare Ladke Uske Raaste Me Khade Ho Gaye Par Uska Jawab Sunkar Sab Mar hi Gaye
"Bhaisab Rasta Diyo Jhadu Lagani Hai"

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4 years ago

Raat bhr muje is baat ne sone na dia
k.../(',') Zndgi
<)(>4 din
ki hai..
Aur maine Sms pack 30 din ka dalwa liya!

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4 years ago

Gabbar: Thakur ye hath mujhe de de.
Thakur: Nahi Gabbar
Gabbar: Thakur ye hath mujhe de de
Thakur: Le lai mere hath, Jai k b, Veeru k bhi, Basanti k bhi le lai, Octopus bn ja kamine
Gabbar: Tu to emotional ho gya. Sorry yaar.

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4 years ago

Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty.
UK: Dressing
Spain Beautiful
America: Stylish
Italy: Friendly
Brazil: Hot
Indian : Kuch Ho Na Ho Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi Mile Gi.

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4 years ago

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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4 years ago

Extra Kameena ├čacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai tongue.png

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4 years ago

1 baar GOD ne meri memory ko delete kar diya Aur poocha- Koi dost yaad hai?
Maine Aapka naam liya.
GOD bole saala pura format maara, To bhi VIRUS nahi gaya.

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