Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 2

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So u are an Idiot?
Boy: No. I can’t bear u standing alone madam..

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Two Beggers meet
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Two Software Engineers meet
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Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
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Guess What???
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“So, Which Platform are you Working on?”

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jb kch ajeeb sunai deta he to wo kehti h- Kon he wahan?
Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Han jaan me kitchen me hu..
Pakode khaogi kya?

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

GirL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h
B0Y- Agr hm pakde gye to?
G- Mene tmara nmbr "Batery Low" nam se save kiya h jb b tmara fone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Banta- Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa- Baki 900 ka kya karege?

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi' kr Rha hun
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Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.
1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,
1 Aadmi Bola- "Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"
Dusre passenger Ne Kaha- Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
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Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

TEACHER- "It's better to fail than to cheat"
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STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"
Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko....

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bhagwan Harek Ke Ghar Jake Use Prem Nahi De Shakta..
Isliye Usne MAA Banai..
Ussi Tarah Harek Ke Ghar Jake Bhagwan Saza Nahi De Sakte,
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Isliye PATNI Banayi!

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