Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 3

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Wife: Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar karte?
Husband: Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jate.
Wife: Q?
Husband: Log Kehte Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa raha hai.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Patni- Shaadi K Shuru Me Aap Khana Khud Kam Aur Jyada Muje Khilate The Par Ab Aisa Q Nahi Karte.
Pati- Q Ki, Ab Tumhe Khana Banane Aa Gaya Hai.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Pati: Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo, Mai Shanti Ke Saath Rehna Chahta Hu.
Patni: Haa, Jaao, Mai Bhi Umesh Ke Saath Rehna Chahti Hu.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS
Boy:- Yamraj ji mujhe Waqt se pahle kyu Utha liya?
Yamraj- Dimag mat chat...
March me Closing hai or balance sheet match ni ho ri h.....

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house..
Husband: "TAXI"...!!!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

TEACHER- Pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao?
BOY- Mendak
TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO
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BOY- Mendak ki mummy,
Mendak ka papa,
Mendak ki behan,
Mendak ka bhai,
or
Mendak ki GF..............

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher: I LOVE Ukis ne ijaad kia?
Boy: China ne!
Teacher: Wo kese?
Q k Iski, na koi warranty hyna koi gurantee. Chale to chand tak. Na chale, To sham tak.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher To KG Kid: How Many Months AreThere In A Year...?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Wow... How Do You Know...?
Kid: Baara Mahine Mein Bara Tareeke Se Tujh Ko Pyar Jatao'n Ga Re...
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA....

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Prof 2 Student: What Is Attention DeficitHyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jumbalakadi Bamba! Holsga Volsga..
Professor: I Didn't Get You.
Student: Same Here Dude..!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

BOY: Lets Play A Game Except Hide And Seek.
GIRL: Why Not?!
I Love That Game!
BOY: Because A Girl Like YOU Is Impossible To Find...!

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