Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 38

5 years ago

Bar Bar Din Ye Aaye, Bar Bar Dil Ye Gaye, Tum Jiyo Hazaro Saal Ye Meri Hai Aarzu, Happy Bday To U! Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day! May God Bless U! Wishing U A Very Happy Birthday!

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5 years ago

Wife: Suniye g aap ka dost Galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: Main kyon rokon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.!!!

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5 years ago

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga.
"Banglore aaya banglore aaya. Balle Balle"

Air hostess: Hello sir, B silent



Sardar-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.

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5 years ago

Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. Good Night.

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5 years ago

THE THREAD ASKED THE CANDLE, WHY U DISSOLVE URSELF WHEN I BURN.? CANDLE SAID UR IN MY HEART, IF U SUFFER I'M BOUND 2 SHED TEARS 4 U. THAT'S "FRIENDSHIP"

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5 years ago

Xcelent quot-
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MAA ke aanchal me sone ka sukh agli pidhi nhi le payegi
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Qki JEANS pehenne wali
MAA aanchal kaha se layegi!

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5 years ago

Girl- Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do
Mai Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yaad kia Krungi
Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nahi Di!

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5 years ago

Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's Son-in-Law. If Rajni himself would have Sung it then it would have been declared as National Anthem!!.. wink.png grin.png

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5 years ago

James Bond shoots a prsn & says-"I m Bond, James Bond".
Climax-Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-"I m Kant, Rajnikant."

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5 years ago

Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury
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How ??
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook!

I Like SMS - Like: 421 - SMS Length: 126
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