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Dhoom 3
John, Hirtik and Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km/hr
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Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says- Beta save fuel... Use cycle"

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GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
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BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" tongue.png

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Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."
Nokarani:"Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

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1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye
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Unhone dekha ki takat Pane K Liye Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..!!

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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:"I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u????"
Rajnikanth:"Yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? Mind it.."

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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses????
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
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When I was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it "OXFORD DICTIONARY". Crazy People..!
By:Rajnikant..!

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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
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Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The!!!

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Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??"
Girl-"Tamiz se baat kro."
Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!"

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1 Sardarni behosh ho gayi. Doctor-"Ye mar gayi hai." Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-"Mai ZINDA hu!" Sardar-"Chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!"

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