Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 40

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"

I Like SMS - Like: 3561 - SMS Length: 328
Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sweetest kiss - Sar par
Loveliest kiss - Galo par
Romantic kiss - Hontho par
&
D hottest kiss-Bike k $ilencer par. Try karo. "DARR KE AAGE JEET HAI!"

I Like SMS - Like: 165 - SMS Length: 153
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: DAD Apne padosi ki ladki ko English nahi aati.
Father: TUJHE kaise pata?
Santa: GIVE ME A SWEET KISS Kaha to thappad maar ke chali gayi ....

I Like SMS - Like: 124 - SMS Length: 149
Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machardani pehni..
BANTA-"Aisa Q?"
SANTA-"Jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi..!"

I Like SMS - Like: 127 - SMS Length: 146
Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

I Like SMS - Like: 134 - SMS Length: 101
Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di. NASA k officers khus ho gaye-LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON!
Baad Me pata chala RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 472 - SMS Length: 145
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1st time bhojpuri sms-"Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise, phatal karejwa k siyab kaise, tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi, tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!!!!" grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 492 - SMS Length: 161
Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa-Lala ji, Dettol Soap hai..?
Lala ji (dhoti mein se hath nikalte hue)-Hanji Hai..!
Santa-Phir hath dho ker 1 Kg chawal de do...

I Like SMS - Like: 105 - SMS Length: 134
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

I Like SMS - Like: 7174 - SMS Length: 132
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