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5 years ago

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana. Aadhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or Alien Nikal Kr Bola,"Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam Hai!!!!!!!!" tongue.png grin.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 ladki class me gana ga rahi thi-"Zara-Zara touch me touch me." Tabhi 1 ladka utha or ladki ko chu diya or bola-"Himmat hai to aage gaa k dikha."

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

K.G. Boy on his way 2 home wid his mom, saw a couple kissing on D road?
He sudenly shouted & said- "Look mom! They are fighting 4 chewing gum!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I was travelling in a bus.
Suddenly driver applied braek I fell on a grl nd KisSEd her.
Girl-"Hey wat r u doing?"
I said-"MBA & U?"

Moral-Always think abt studies.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher- Bachcho UMMEED Ki Had Kyaa Hoti Hai...??
Student-Jab Koi 90 Saal Ki Budhiya Mobile Ki Shop Par Jakar Ye Kahe- "Bhaiya LIFETIME SIM DE DO...!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Rajnikant on KBC
Amitabh-Rajni ji ke lie pehla question pesh kia jae...
Computer screen-Can I use a life line....?!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Beta-"Papa, Aapne Humari Nayi Car Ka Naam Mummy K Naam Pr Q Rakkha hai?"
Papa-"Beta, QKi Yeh Bhi Mere Control K Baahar hai!!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Baby sardar praying- "Bhagwan ji plz punjab nu America Di capital bana do Plz plz plz!"
BHAGWANJI-"Par kyu yaara?"
Baby sardar-"Kyoki main exam vich likh aaya si!!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pathan Bi0logy ka Practical Attnd krty Huye. Examiner Ne 1 Bird ki Taang Dikhaai, aur PATHAN se us bird ka Naam p0ocha..
Pathan B0la: I d0n't Kn0w..
Examiner: Y0U HAVE failed, kya Naam hai tumhara?
Pathan: Hamari Taang Dekh0 or Naam Bataa0..! Baat karta ha sala..!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl,"Plz talk something"
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Now that girl is known as..
DOLLY BINDRA!!

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