Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 42

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

BACCHA GHAR SE MAAR KHAKAR GUSSE ME SCHOOL JA RHA THA..
KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADHTE HO?
BACHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI DRESS PEHN K TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JA RHA HU..
CHALEGA?!......

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4 years ago

Bhakt-INDIA se USA tak road banao
GOD-Mushkil hai kuch aur maango
BHAKT-Mere jagah aap Enginearing karo
GOD-Road single banau ya double.. wink.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa: Yaar main to 2 mushkilo me fass gaya hu!
Banta: Wo kaun si?
Santa: Biwi makeup kare to kharcha bardast nahi hota aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti! tongue.png %-)

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

EK pagal aadmi bahut der se chand ko dekh raha tha, aur thodi der bad bola- Jalte raho beta jab bijli ka bil aaega tab pata chalega!!!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher: Bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: Yes sir, jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga! tongue.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Once a TATA company's twenty-two wheeler huge truck met wit an accident against RAJINIKANTH..Since then.., its called TATA NANO!!!

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4 years ago

Difference between insult & achievement
If you cry seeing your question paper its an insult, but if you make your teacher cry seeing your answer paper its achievement.….!!!!

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4 years ago

Got It...
Mil gaya kamina..
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"HENRY FISHEL-THE AMERICAN"
was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l

Forward to all students. Sale ne jindagi narak bana di!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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