Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 5

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5 years ago

Accident K Bad Driver Gussey Se.......
Maine Car Ki Headlights On Kar K Btaya Tha K Pehle Mje Nikalne Do.......
Sardar: Maine B To Wiper Chala K Bataya Tha
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Na Soneya Na.....

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Trafic Police Wala old women Say: "Main kitni der se seeti baja raha tha, app ruki kiun nahi?
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Old Women : "Beta Ab meri seeti sun ker ruknay ki umer nahi rahi!"

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5 years ago

Teacher- Beta Chori Krna Buri Baat He, Chori Ka Fal Hmesha Kadva Hota He
Pappu- Lekin Mene Jo APPLE Chori Krke Khaaye Woh Toh Mithe The..

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li
Wo Sidha Kabristan Gaya
Udhar Beth Gaya Or Kehne Laga- Ham Se Bach Ke Kahaan Jayega Ek Na Ek Din To yaha aayega.

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5 years ago

Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha
Teacher: Ande Ka Faida Batao?
Santa: Sir Bahut Faida Hai
Teacher: Kaise?
Santa: Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Jua Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?
Banta: Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ustaf Fursat Fatte Haal Ji
Kafi Time Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche The.
Par Jab Unki Bat Na Bani To Unhone Ladki Ek Shayari Likhi
Hum To Tumhari Dosti Mein
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Itne Door Tak Nikal Aaye Hain Dost
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Ke Ab To Rikshay Wala Bhi Wapsi Ka 2000 Mangta Haiā€¦

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Suresh- Mere jamun k ped k niche Gulab ka ped kyu laga rahe ho?
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Ramesh- Is liye ki Dono ped milkar hame GULAAB JAAMUN Denge...

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5 years ago

Katrina ki tea me 1 Machchar gira, Use Pata nahi chala aur usne peeli
Machchar k Baap ne kuch kaha aur vo Behosh ho gayi
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Kaha- Tumhare pet me Mera Bachcha he......

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5 years ago

Doctor on phone-
Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu?
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Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai....

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