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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Who's The Only Player Who Knows Each And Every Religious Song. . . ??
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Har-Bhajan-Sing
HarBhajan Singh

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

The current Crckt World cup Situation btwn IND Vs SL:
India (Ram) married World Cup(Sita) in 1983 and in 1996 Srilanka (Raavan) took away Sita(World Cup).
Now after 14 yrs of Vanvaas, They meet again and You know the result...
India Won the world cup...

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ques- Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman Kumble married Divorsed Woman....?
Ans.-Its because....
Batsmen Love LOOSE BALLS
Spinners Love USED BALL.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Who ws d 1st cricketr 2 Bcum
Captain in hs 1st match,
Scord century in d sameMatch
and
hit a 6 of last Ball 2 defeat Englnd?
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AMIR KHAN In LAGAAN....

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5 years ago

If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3.Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told A very beautiful delivery By Shoaib Akhtar!!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Climax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces. All pieces go for 6's.
India wins!!

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5 years ago

What is *FACEBOOK*?
F=FAKE ID
A=AWARENESS
C=CHEAT
E=EARNESTY
B=(BEST
O=ONE KIND
O=OF
K=KICK)

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5 years ago

You know the meaning of facebook?
F=fact
A=A
C=Canteen which is
E=Exclamation and
B=bad
O=of
O=one
K=kind
Book mean (one kind of bad work)
Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)

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