Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 7

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying"
Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Grlfrnd na hone k 6 fayde:
1-Time ki bacht
2-Chain ki Nind
3-koi Mis Call nhi
4-Koi tension nhi
5-No Boring Sms
6-Koi safai nhi ki numbr busy kyo tha.
Moral no grlfrnd no tnsn.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par Bhi shampu laga raha tha.
Wife- Kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar- Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai Ye Head & Shoulder hai..

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Aunty bus me khadi Thi,
1 Bacha bola-Aap meri jagah baith jao.
Aunty ne use thappad maar diya..!!
Kyu??
Kyuki, Baccha papa ki godd me baitha tha.....!!!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Macchali jal ki rani h,
*
No No smthing new
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Girl frnd dil ki rani h,
Paisa uska pani h .
Hath lgao chillayegi,
Paisa nikalo pat jayegi.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sms b kmal ki cheej h,
20 nlaykon ko karo,
10 pdte hi nahi,
5 delet kr dete h,
4 ka inbox full hota h.
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h.
Mera msg pdne k liye thnx

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Science k mutavik bachpan me Bed pe susu krne wale log Hamesa right hand me mobile Pkad k msg pdte h.
Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo Koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro Rat me koi nahi dekhta he.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tumse kitna pyar hai
Dil me utar kar dekha lo.
Tumse kitna pyar hai
Dil me utar kar dekha lo.
Fir bhi na dikhe agar to
Chasma badl kar dekha lo.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Har dil ko dard-e-dil haseel nahi hota,
Keemti cheez ke har koi kabeel nahi hota,
Ye to chor bazar ki meharbaani hai,
Warna apne hath me ye mobile nahi hota.

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