Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 8

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, Every donkey is busy.
Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, See here, this donkey will be Free after reading this.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V.
2nd plays soccer n
3rd is...
Not u yaar!
3rd is eating banana. Y u r always think u r a monkey.

I Like SMS - Like: 277 - SMS Length: 146
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall...
"Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone What I Have Seen.."

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Paani dekhakar pyaas lagti hogi,
Koi shaadi dekhakar aas jagti hogi,
Hum pahle se hi janate the,
Ki har jhakkas ladki ki maa Tumko apni saas lagti hogi.

I Like SMS - Like: 195 - SMS Length: 155
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek aadmi su-su karne gayaYo waha likha tha, Plz apne left or rite dekhe
Usne jab apne LEFT/RIGHT dekha To likha tha Saale yaha mutne Aaya hA ki yaha-waha dekhne.

I Like SMS - Like: 194 - SMS Length: 162
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bhai ek ladki aaj mere piche hi pad gai
Jaha mai jau wo mere piche,
Bus Ek jagah muje rok k Usne bade pyar se kaha,
BHAIYA-AAPNE, GALTI SE MERI CHAPPAL PAHEN LI HAI!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said: I luv this job
I am my own boss n nobody Tells me what to do. Then I replied "Aage se left le."

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Bacha Apne Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Tha
1 Aadmi Bola Oye Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Ha.?
Bacha:To Baap Konsa Petrol Pump H jo ud jaega.!?! wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 214 - SMS Length: 148
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

America me light jaye to Power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h
Bt India me jaye to Pdosi k ghar dekte h: Sbki gayi na...

I Like SMS - Like: 217 - SMS Length: 147
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi- Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni- Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho, Wo Abhi Vyast Hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 213 - SMS Length: 141
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