Jainul-abdeen' Sms Collection - Page 7

4 years ago

Arz kiya h- mjhko samajh na aya aj tk teachers ka ye funda.wah! Wah! Mujhe bna deti thi murga or khud copy pe deti thi anda.

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4 years ago

Naa dekh AASMAAN ko Itni Hasrat se...
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. . . Kisi PARINDEY ne muh pe POTTY kar di to
Saari HASRAT nikal jaayegi.

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4 years ago

Teacher: Lofer aur Offer me kya antar hai

Student: Simple mam

ladka 'i love you' bole to "Lofer"
or
ladki bole to "Offer"

I Like SMS - Like: 268 - SMS Length: 131
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4 years ago

Aap Se To?
Customer Care Best

Bcoz

Daily
4 Msg,2 Call

Whi Kardete He

Aur Ap

1 Call Nai?
1 Msg Nai?
1 Miss Call Tak Nahi?

Haso Mat
SMS karo.

I Like SMS - Like: 270 - SMS Length: 162
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4 years ago

Muskan ka koi mol ni hota.

kuch rishto ka koi tol ni hota.

log to mil jate h hr raste pr lekin.

hr koi apki trh
BAKLOLsmile.pngOh sorry zuban fisal gyi.ANMOL ni hota.

I Like SMS - Like: 248 - SMS Length: 171
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4 years ago

Darna hai to Aahat dekho.

Rona hai to Balika Vadhu dekho.

Nachna hai to Dance India Dance dekho.

Aur hasna hai to

Shisha dekho, Kasam se haste-2 pagal ho jaoge

I Like SMS - Like: 629 - SMS Length: 171
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4 years ago

Doctr pagl se-ye kya he
pagal-ye maine 500p anno ki kitab likhi h
doctr-tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
pgl:1st page pe likha h 1 raja ghode par baith k jungal ki trf chla,or akhri page pe likha k wo raja jungal pahuch gya.
dctr-to Kaminey!
bich k 498 pano pe kya likha?
Pagal-tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik..

I Like SMS - Like: 278 - SMS Length: 311
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4 years ago

Girl:mera top utaro
Boy:ye le
Girl:meri skirt utaro
Boy:ye le
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Girl:aage se mere kapde mat pahanna "IDIOT"

I Like SMS - Like: 269 - SMS Length: 133
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4 years ago

Ja Rahe h hum marne aj man udas h,

Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas h,

Muje bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas h,

Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas h.

I Like SMS - Like: 265 - SMS Length: 158
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4 years ago

Hum na mile aapse to fariyad milegi.

hum jo mile aapse to yaad milegi.

maut khamosh kr degi juban ko mgr,

aapko hr jagh hamari aawaz milegi.

I Like SMS - Like: 348 - SMS Length: 149
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