Asitkumar068' Sms Collection - Page 2

5 years ago

Ladies ke saath aksar haraamipan karne wale:-

BANK CASHIER:
Madam, aap So So ke lengi..

FRUIT SELLER:
Bibiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
dil khush ho jaayega.

DHOBI:
Aap kapde nikaal do,
baaki kaam hamaara.

XEROX WALA: Madam, aage aur pichhe donon side se karna hai ya ek hi side se.

I Like SMS - Like: 356 - SMS Length: 305
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5 years ago

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

I Like SMS - Like: 294 - SMS Length: 187
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5 years ago

Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai? Jo MANN me hai? Jo DIL me hai? Magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN. ”

I Like SMS - Like: 297 - SMS Length: 126
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5 years ago

Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Ek shandaar char lane ka highway banraha hai ”

I Like SMS - Like: 263 - SMS Length: 162
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5 years ago

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

I Like SMS - Like: 301 - SMS Length: 189
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5 years ago

HORROR Joke -
Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
WAH WAH!
Arz kiya hai-
Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat...:-

I Like SMS - Like: 303 - SMS Length: 155
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5 years ago

PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
.
.
.
Now only 1411 tigers left... wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 722 - SMS Length: 111
5 years ago

BHAGWAT GITA SAYS, Whr thr is a girl, thr is shaanti!
Shaanti means Peace!
Thats y, wen boys see girls, they say, SUPER PEACE!!! (SUPER-PIECE) wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 272 - SMS Length: 153
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5 years ago

“ Sardar galti se samundar me gir gay,
Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi, Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.

I Like SMS - Like: 344 - SMS Length: 144
5 years ago

A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf..
Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24..
LO KARLO ENJOY!!! ”

I Like SMS - Like: 265 - SMS Length: 146
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