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Vms Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
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Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD tongue.png

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Vms Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe Thhe
Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Pappu Se Puchha: “ Yaar, Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? ”
Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.
Pappu: “ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi, Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai

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Vms Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

After Accident:
American: Its Fine Man
British: I am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You Oĸay?
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India: Andha hai kya saaley dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ka road hai kya bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun !!

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