Sufyanansari-1d' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Mohabbat Ke Sapney Wo Dikhaatay Bahut Hain..
Raaton Main Wo Hum Ko Jagaatay Bahut Hain..
Main Aankhon Main Kaajal Lagaaun To Kaise..
In Aankho Ko Log Rulaatay Bahut Hain!

I Like SMS - Like: 1450 - SMS Length: 173
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5 years ago

Boy to Girl Tumhari Umar kya hy?
Girl: 20 year
Boy: Tm ny to 5 saal pahle b ya he btaithe.
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Girl: Dekha larkiyan zuban ke kitni pakki hote hein...!!

I Like SMS - Like: 394 - SMS Length: 159
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5 years ago

KG ka bacha uski girlfriend se.....
Raat bhar jaag kar tele lia meine ekshayari banai hai.......
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Raat bhar jaag kar tele lia meine ekshayari banai hai.......
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Baki ka baad meine abhi susu aai hai....tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 347 - SMS Length: 231
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5 years ago

When Rajnikant was in college hehadselected 3 subjects,
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And 2dy dat subject r called
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ARTS,COMMERCE and SCIENCE!wink.pngtongue.png: -D
Yenna rascala mind it..!!!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 522 - SMS Length: 180
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5 years ago

People Update Status
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Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator..tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 513 - SMS Length: 196
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5 years ago

Rajni Rocks
Deepika : ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tumkya jano Rajni Babu.......
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Rajnikant : Rs 0.012645787 yennaarascala mind it!

I Like SMS - Like: 609 - SMS Length: 136
Tags: Rajini Jokes -
5 years ago

Height of irritatng sm1:-
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi.
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Thodi der baad....
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi bola na.
Boy- pen hai pen?
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi tera..
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Kuch der baad...
Boy- hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai pen ? ? ?

I Like SMS - Like: 469 - SMS Length: 293
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5 years ago

GOLU-Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha
Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado
MOLU:Fir?
GOLU:Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya To Main Hospital Me Tha.

I Like SMS - Like: 382 - SMS Length: 126
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are you,?
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Husband: Darling, you remember that jewellery shop where you saw
that necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I told you, "Baby, it'll be yours one day!"
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Wife: Yeah, yeah, I remember, my love!
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Husband: I am at the bar just next to that shop grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 361 - SMS Length: 345
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Reporter to Meera
Reporter: Sab kahty hain ap ko English nahi ati
Meera: Jhoot, English Come to me
Reporter: ABC Sonayein gi ?
Meera: Kuyn nahi pahly ap ye btayein Chhuti "abc" ya bari "ABC"
M0ral: Meera se koi nahi Jeet sakta n0t even English wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 349 - SMS Length: 251
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