Sufyanansari-1d' Sms Collection - Page 2

5 years ago

Meaningful line written on
Women Shoe Shop:
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" 20% Off ,
If purchased within
10 minutes "

I Like SMS - Like: 248 - SMS Length: 128
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5 years ago

LOVE v/s DAARU
LOVE-Pagal
DAARU-Mood Fresh
LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mast Nind
LUV-Date K 2000/-
DARU-1 Botel Ke 400/-
LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-Pi Ke Sunao.

I Like SMS - Like: 259 - SMS Length: 150
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5 years ago

Cameraman studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutrniklega.
Bacha: Focus adjust kar, gawaaron wali batein na kar,FB pe lagani hai.wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 355 - SMS Length: 160
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5 years ago

Girl friend hona bi kitna tuff. task hai... tongue.png
pehle apne boy friend ko apni sehalioo ki nazroo se bachchaoo...... .........!!!!!! ! dn apni shahelioo ke boy friends ko apni nazarooose bachchaoo..... grin.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 228 - SMS Length: 210
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5 years ago

WHAT I LEARNED DURING CLASSES IN SCHOOL :
How to yawn without opening mouth. .
How to sleep with eyes open. .
How to text without looking at the cell phone. .
How to eat lunch without moving mouth. .
How to pretend that we are understandingeach and every word of teachers. . !!

I Like SMS - Like: 297 - SMS Length: 284
5 years ago

7 signs of in fb addiction
1) you'll use fb more than 3hrs.
2) after standing up from the pc u'll pick up your phone and again started fb on mob. :p
3) in night u are trying to sleep but u are thinking about fb.
4) u buy net pack on ur mobile for using fb.. the most
5) u r now also thinking about fb.. because this post is posted on fb.
6) liking the statuses of pages
7) clicking home button in every 3 minx..tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 341 - SMS Length: 420
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5 years ago

Behan Ki Rukhsati Mein Uska Chhota Bhai Bola;
" Papa, Baji Roo Rahi Hain, Dulha To Nahi Roo Raha. . " . !! ?
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Papa; Beta, Baji to GATE tak Rooyengi . .
"Lekin Dulha QABAR tak Rooye Ga. . . . .!"wink.pnggrin.png;-D

I Like SMS - Like: 231 - SMS Length: 256
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5 years ago

i ll luv 2 tak yu out 4 dinner, mak yew sit beside d candle, shower yu wid roses & utter dose 3 magical words in yur ears
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"PAY THE BILL" =D

I Like SMS - Like: 222 - SMS Length: 175
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5 years ago

Santa takes blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms & 5mint baad jor jor se rota hai
Banta: kyu ro rha hai
santa:abey, spelling galat ho gyi

I Like SMS - Like: 247 - SMS Length: 148
5 years ago

Boy: I Love you.
Girl: What if i say I Love you too?
Boy: Main khushi se jaan de dunga. Girl: jaa nahi kehti. Jee le apni zindgi.

I Like SMS - Like: 254 - SMS Length: 131
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