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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

संता: बचपन में अगर माँ की बात सुन ली होती तोआज ये दिन न देखना पड़ता!
बंता: माँ क्या कहती थी?
संता: जब बात ही नहीं सुनी तो क्या पता, क्या कहती थी…

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ye joke sunoge to haste haste mar hi jaoge...
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Isi liye bheja hi nhi khi mar gye to.
I care for u yar...

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Patni: agar me mar gyi to tum kya kroge.?
Pati: baba ji k pas jauga...
Patni: tum kitne ache ho... Kya khoge unse....?
Pati: khuga baba ji apki kripa ho gyi...

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kabhi sochta hu khud ko mar hi du. Is kapti duniya se chutkara to milega..
Pr phir sochta hu k india me akhir sher bche hi kitne hai.
Ek or kam ho jaiga to kaise chlega.....
Kya kru yr meri mazburi bhi na....

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa rat ko smoking krna chta tha. Pr use khi pe bhi machis nhi mili...
Bechara nirash ho kar mombati ko bhuja kr so gya....

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek ladies bus ka accident ho gya. Sari ladies mar gyi.
Un sab k pati 1 hafte tak rote rhe.
Par santa 2 hafte tak rota rha ...
Kyuki uski bivi se wo bus miss ho gyi thi....

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa road pe ja raha tha..
Samne gobar pada tha. Santa ne apni ungli gobar me dali or phir muh me.
Or bola ohh gobar tha shukar hai pair nhi pda..

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