Admin' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Say no to Gulaal !!

Slap him untill his/her face becomes Red.


happy holi to all sms users.

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5 years ago

Education related songs:

SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala

TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
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MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak

PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche

FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?

Boy :- it all urs .........

Girl :- can i take some water ?
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Boy :- my pleasure ............

Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ........

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.

But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
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1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy- cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?

Grl- kya main aapko jaanti hoon?

Boy- jaldi de de behen, momos khake aaya hoon.. mirchi lagi hai, drame baad mein kar liyo.. tongue.png

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admin Posted In Special SMS
5 years ago

HEIGHT of facebook:
Boy uploaded status in college.... Im online during d lecture'' .
Teacher comntd '' Get out
Principal liked comment

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

College ka 1st Din,
Boy- Whts ur name?
Grl- Mujhe sab DIDI kahte hai.
Boy- Wow wht a co-incedence
Mujhe sab JIJAJI kehte hai.. grin.png

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What's Marriage?
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Answer-
MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person NON Sense tongue.png

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kr bhagwan bole-
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'VAR MANGO VATS'
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Santa- prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nhi hu...
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'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'.

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admin Posted In Special SMS
5 years ago

Height of social networking:

A boy's fb status : i m online from toilet.


... His father commented on status :c0me out fast, i m getting emergency

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