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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Professor: "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects.. "

Santa: "Don-t bite any !!!"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Signboard on one side of a super highway..





"You are not looking at the road"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

There were 7 frogs in a well.
one died. how many left......

Seven only, after dying , the frog wont come out of the well !!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

PJ for math students!
If pj is poor joke; then wat is p+ij..


Ans: Complex Joke wink.png

Y didnt u laugh on this joke..


Because Joke part is imaginary! haha

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why did Mrs.Vohra throw Out her Mother-In-Law..

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.........
Because ..



Baba Ramdev said


"Apni saans ko bahar nikalo !!"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What did baby corn ask mom corn..







Where is PopCorn..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

[G.K. Test]
Q: vich liquid turns 2 solid upon heatng..


Anser: DOSA!!
C.. u ned to imprve ur GK.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Head cracking pj riddle..
Y do u wear ur left shoe last..









Ans-Cos wen u wear 1 shoe d othr 1 is left.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Really Bad PJ:
Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much..
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A: Well, people drink at a bar.. And bar is the unit of pressure

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

When we throw a ball in the air y does it come down....
No technical answers..

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coz no one is there up to catch the ball.. hehe SORRY!

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