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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.
Guess which song..
guess!
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O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me..

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5 years ago

BOSS to secretory:for 1 week we-ll go aboard

She calls husband :for a week,i and boss r going abroad

Husband calls GF :wife going,lets enjoy

GF calls her student:for one week,you-re free

Little boy calls grandpa:i-m free for 1 week

Grandpa(boss) calls her secretory:tour cancelled

I-m with my grandson this week

Secretory calls her hubby:tour cancelled

Husband calls GF:wife not going

GF calls boy:this week your class as usual

Boy calls grandpa:sorry,i-ve to attend m

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Alibaba aur 40 chor the

Ab
Alibaba aur 30 Chor ho gye



Pucho q..







Think






Recession boss!
10 chor ko nikal dia
Cost cutting..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Q. How did Santha cheat the railways..
Ans. He bought the ticket n did-nt travel!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why didn-t the sailors play cards..

- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Using cellphones is very dangerous & it damages d brain.




but,
you are so lucky,

No brain
No damage!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why Amitabh Bachan hated SlumDog Millionaire.







it had jai ho and forgot his friend veeru!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Q:- What-s the difference between a fly and a mosquito..
A:- A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito

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5 years ago

Teacher: What do you call a person with 6 guns.












Chaggan smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java..


Sardar ji :
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Marjava & Mitjava.

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