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5 years ago

Santa:Can I ask u a question..
Banta:You just did.
Santa: okay,
Well can I ask you another question.
Banta:You just did it again.

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5 years ago

Name a man who is afraid of spies..





Spy Dar Man!

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Q) What is the opposite of "achaar" ......

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Ans) Onion.

How..

Achaar in english = pickle = pee-kal

Opposite of pee-kal = pee-aaj = peeaaj = Onion!!

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ie sab mere dost he

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Mother-in-laws runin a marathon.Wat wud u cal it..

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Race Saason ki!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

One engineer and a doctor were in love with same girl. The engineer used to give her an apple every day. Why..

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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5 years ago

Q:Why is everyone so tired on April 1..


Ans:Because they-ve just finished a long March!

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5 years ago

Worst PJ:
A girl named Gayatri was of 6 ft height. What would you name her if her height was reduced to 3ft..



Gaya-Plant (GayaTREE)

-By Ravah

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Admin Posted In Jokes
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils..


Bcoz they have big fingers.

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world..
Student: ZEBRA
Teacher: How..
Student: Because it is Black & White

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