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5 years ago

One day RAVAN went to disco..
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why......







bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What is Ratan Tata-s fav. song..








Jabse tere naina, mere nano se laage re..smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher: what is opposite of churchgate..








EROS Theatre smile.png

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5 years ago

Physics PJ:
Why does a dumb cat fall while walking....

Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0.
SO it falls! HaHa!

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5 years ago

Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator..


Think..



He want to hear some cool Music.

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5 years ago

Once Sardarji sent an sms 2 his pregnant wife. A few seconds later he report in mobile. He started dancing. The report says " DELIVERED "..
-By Fon4Fun

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5 years ago

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college, You know why..
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking..

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5 years ago

What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi .. ..


Ans: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What do u call Gita when she wears mini skirt & top..


Ans: YOgita wink.png

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5 years ago

What is the cube of 13..
It-s : SUROOR
that-s because...
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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