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4 years ago

This pj might damage ur ability to think
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what would you say if a cow dances....
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..Guidance.!:-p

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

OM PURI is kidnapped by terrorists
Guess wat vl d rescue mission b called..



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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A bald man had 2 hair on his head.
They both fell in love with each other, but couldnt marry each other.
Why..

Kyunki Baal Vivaah apraadh hai!

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4 years ago

ONCE A MAN WAS DRIVING HIS CAR THROUGH THE THAR DESERT. HIS CAR-S REGISTRATION NUMBER IS "RJD 007". AS HE WAS DRIVING, A CACTUS GOT STUCK INTO ONE OF HIS TIRES. SO THE TIRE GETS PUNCTURED AND SOME HOW THE LETTER"D" IN THE RJD ALSO FALLS OFF. SO NOW HE HAS TWO PROBLEMS:
1. THE FALLEN LETTER "D"
2. TIRE PUNCTURED
WHAT DOES HE DO..........

HE RUNS 5 OR 6 ROUNDS AROUND THE CAR. SO HE BECOMES "TIRED". HE TAKES THE "D" FROM "TIRED" AND

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

wat wud u call, when the dolls line up for movie tickets.....





barbieque

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A REAL PJ!
Y are Fire Brigeds red in colour..

Ans:
Fire bridgeds have ladders,
ladders have steps,
steps are one foot to each other,
a foot is measured by a ruler,
a ruler may be a king or a queen,
but elizabeth was a queen,
elizabeth was also a ship,
ship sails in water,
water has fishes,
fishes have fins,
fins are the people of finland,
the flag of the finland s red in colour!
HAHAHAHA

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Why do cows have bells hung on their neck..
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bcoz there HORNS dont work!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Sir:Why is Electric Wire placed so high......










Boy:If it was not placed so high, people would use that wire to dry their clothes..!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

This PJ can even faint u:
You will get caught 45 times if you commit 90 sins..why..
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coz..
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sin 90 = cot 45!
hehe..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Sardar-s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ..
Pappu: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ..
Pappu: 5 Foot
11 Inch grin.png
-By Aisha P

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