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5 years ago

Santa: mere ac chair car ka reservation kar dena railwayman:seat nahi hai. Santa: aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare ek kursi main ghar se le lunga

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Jivan me shanti se jine
ke 2raste
1-Maf kro Unhe Jinhe
Aap Bhul Nh Sakte
ya fir....???
2-Bhul Jao Unhe Jine Aap
Maf Nahi Kr Sakte....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ko Computer ki exam me question pucha gya .
"what is Microsoft Exel ? "
Santa"
Its new brand of surf Exel to clean the computer virus .

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Patla-jai ganesh jai ganesh deva,
mote ki funk nikle pump kre seva
mota-jai ganesh jai ganesh deva,
patle ki haddi tutte doctor kre seva.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy- andere me kuch dikhaie nhi de rha hai.
Girl-hath lagaker deko abi mahasus ho jayega, or han chote wale chead me gussana bade wale me nhi.
Boy-waww yar hath se to yunhi mahsus ho rha hai. Or ye lo ye gussa diya chote wale me. Hmmm.
Kitna muskil hai na mobile ko raat me charge lagana.
Very Dirty mind

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tum 70% beautiful ho,
tum 75% sweet ho,
tum 80% noty ho,
tum 95% suchee ho,
tum 100% smart ho ,
jada khush mat hona sab milkar tum 420 ho

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

sardar radio lekar toilet gaya. Bahar aane par biwi ne puccha; kyoji, mazaa aaya? Sardar: saalo ne"JANA GANA MANA" Laga diya, khade khade karna pada...

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.

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