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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Wat Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market..
Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane K
PRICE Chal Rahe He

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta h sbke dilon ko surur milta h jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar kuch na kuch zarror milta h JAI BABA AMARNATH

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

maine tumhe kaise chusaya tha
Aam ka achar jani
Ye lo pakad lo hath me hath jani
Jhuko to daal du tumhare pichhe apna lund jani

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 90%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Dabangg effect-
Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai,
marks de to kahan..

Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI,MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI.

Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai..

Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETA KAISA HAI..

Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se!

Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha.
Police:oi stop..
Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai ..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Paan khao to muh Laal,



Gand maro to Lund Laal,


pakde Gaye to Gaand Laal,


Bach Gaye to jiyo mere Laal.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
Drcolonthree.png000 Rs
Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji

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