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5 years ago

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna18cntry-apne caste k19cntry-apne level k20cntry-apne desh21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
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Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Dead bodies r very happy...... U know why .. Socho think think...... Fool kahi k... Kyuki 2nite there is a dance programme bo michael jackson in graveyard.

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5 years ago

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.


Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.
IMRAN

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Beti.- gov me foji aaye hai.
Maa- unki niyat kharab hoti hai tu andar aaja.
Beti- ma vo pakistani hai.
Maa- to bakari ko bhi andar lade.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai kya pyar karna paap hai. Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta hai abe bhag piche uska bap hai.

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5 years ago

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya
Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya
Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya
Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Preeto:kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di. Santa:tumhari galatfahmi hai. Preeto:kaisi galatfahmi.. Santa:yehi ki main soya tha.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy-tum kitne baje uhtty ho-..

G-apna koy thik nehi jab ji kare so jaty hu,jab ji kare uht jaty hu,

B-noty girl
tery adat akdam mere lund k jeisy he

Suraj-4u-

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