Admin' Sms Collection - Page 149

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bhuto sa chehra tera
chudel si muskan hai
rang tera dekh ke..rup tera dekh ke
kute bhi hairan hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Whats self insult ..

An angry boss-
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar!
Oss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Dil Ko Dil Samjo
To Ishq Karo

Dard Ko Dard
Smjho To
Mohabat Karo,

Wade Ko Wada
Smjho To Pura
Karo,

Aur

Hume Apni jaan
Smjha hai To Abhi 1 PYARA SA SMS Karo.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

BE, ME, MBA kar k kya karna hai,Aakhir ek din sabko marna hai,Chaar din khushi se kat le dost,kyunki agle jnam me phir nursery se Hi Shuru Karna Hai.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ques. What is 3639
Ans. 3 inch ka hole 6 inch ka pole 3 minute ka maja 9 mahine ki saja.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Lalu-murkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sunder hoti h
Rabdi-aapk paas to hamr tarif k alawa kono kaam hi nahi hai.....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

2 Girl Returning 4m Movie

1st-
Mera Purse Chori Ho Gaya

2nd-
Par Tu To BRRA Me Rakhti Thina..

1St-
Muje Kya Pata L0DA Chori Kr Raha H

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek Ladka Ladki..

Aha Aha!!

Raat me..

Aha Aha!!

Chus Chus kar..

Aha Aha!!

Daba Daba kar..



FROOTI PE RAHE THE.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Yaad kar tere wo bachpan ka zamana,
Chhoti tango par latakta paijama,
Nak ko hath se ponch kar gal par lagana,
kamar pr hath rakh k awaz lagana


"AAI SHI ZHALI"..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A girl to her boyfriend:
Is hafte roz shopping karenge,next hafte roz movie dekhenge
Bf- Uske agle hafte roz mandir jayenge
Gf- Q..
Bf- Bhikh mangne

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