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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bache ka surname:

Bacha Agar Ek aadmi se ho to EKNATH
2se-DUBE
3-TIVARI
4-CHATURVEDI
5se-PANDE
Sab ka ho to-MISHRA
Or kisika B pata na ho to-GUPTA.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife:Zara Dhire Karo Q shtabdi Chala Rhe Ho..
Malgdi Chalao.
itne Me Beta Bed se Gira or Bola : Saalo Jo Marzi Chalao Par
Pesenger Ko Mat Girao..grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Students song..

Hum honge all pass

Hum homge all pass

1 din,
ho ho

sote he bindas,

LIkhte he bakwas,

Karte he timepass,

Fir b h vishwass...

Marks milenge jhakkas..
1 din......

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kya aap mardana kamjori k sikar
hai..
Kya aap bachpan ki
Galtiyaon k karan pareshan rehte Hai..
Kya apko swapndosh hota hai..
Kya apka ling teda aur patla hai..
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To lavda mai kya karu
Maine kaha tha muth maarne ko..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A sardar breaks an egg 2 make omlette nd finds it empty inside. Sardar:"saala aajkal murga bhi condom use karne laga hai".

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girls should not study much..
kyu..
socho
socho
kyu ke
Is dunia k kisi kone me koi na koi gadha us k liye padh hi rha hoga

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bus me sardar 1 ladki pe ja gira tab ladki boli:Battamiz kya kar rahe ho....
Srdr bola:Ji PUNJAB UNIVERSITY se BCOM kar raha h..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

-Inteligent Sardar--
Ye kela kitne ka hai..
Man:1Rs.

Sardar:60ps me dega..

Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga..

Sardr: Le 40ps, sirf kela dede.

by vInU..grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek bar lalu yadhav aapne bhashan me kahata hai,
Lalu:mai sher ka baccha hu !
uspar raj thakare comment karta hai
Raj thakare:sher ghar aaya tha ya maa jungle me gayi thi.. smile.png

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